when the lights come up

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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01012012:

you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
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atrulymorbidindividual:

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

add 60%

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r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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