May 2013
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
atrulymorbidindividual:
svviffer:
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
add 60%
r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
ugh I’m really sorry i can’t get on more guys. I just got a new job a couple weeks ago and they’re working me to the boneee. Just kidding. But yeah, work and school are taking up a lot of my time, but I’ll really try to get on more(:
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
ladyphoenix07:
perryplat:
i can’t believe doofenshmirtz evil incorporated bought tumblr
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
f0xface:
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
gallifrey-feels:
cumberrage:
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
#cried at a book #threw a book across the room #slammed a book down #apologized to a book #stroked a book like a lover #kissed a book #hid a book #pet a book #patted a book like a dog
#fallen asleep with a book in your hands #eaten dinner with a book propped up on a fruit bowl #hidden somewhere at a family gathering to read a...
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
